Kingdom D Podcast With Gerard Parker & Bolshoi Booze

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Kingdom D Podcast With Gerard Parker & Bolshoi Booze

Post by Kyra on Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:45 am

The scene fades in from black showing King Grixis sitting on a plush red Victorian style lounge chair that is seated across from a similar style couch with an old wooden coffee table between the two. Off to the right is a fireplace that is burning with some logs that were thrown into it before the podcast went on the air. Bolshoi Booze and his mouthpiece Gerard Parker walks into the scene and King Grixis gets up to greet them as he gives each man a firm shake.

King Grixis: You know... When this invitation went out for a podcast interview sit down with members of the UCW roster... I don't remember also issuing the invite to their mouth pieces... So thank you Gerard Parker for showing up along with my guest.. Bolshoi Booze.

King Grixis gestures to the couch that is across from his plush lounge chair as he sits back down and waits for both of his "Guests" to do the same before speaking.

King Grixis: Bolshoi Booze... Two weeks ago we saw you in one on one action with Collin Carter where the two of you put on a spectacle inside that ring. Collin Carter managed to walk away with the victory, but last week you then went and attacked him backstage. Now I gotta ask, with everything going on between the Kingdom D and UCW Locker room why is it that you are making things personal with Collin Carter and not focusing on the interfederation war that is going on in your backyard?
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Re: Kingdom D Podcast With Gerard Parker & Bolshoi Booze

Post by Nick Romero on Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:08 am

Bolshoi Booze stares at King Grixis while Gerard Parker is grinning.

Gerard Parker: Yeah, Mr. Grixis...

King Grixis: It's King Grixis.

Gerard Parker: ...King Grixis, my talent Booze is not very fond of speaking so you'll have to address your questions to me. You see, he has spent most of his life in Poland without regular education so all his English is really street-level. And secondly, as a part of his dedication to the fighting and domination sports he has filed his teeth to reach higher levels of intimidation. Booze, show him your smile.

Booze opens his mouth to show very pointed and filed teeth. King Grixis seems to be taken aback a bit

King Grixis: That's... grizzly.

Gerard Parker: Thank you, I couldn't have said that myself better. My client prides himself as the most intimidating person in any ring and he just loves to see the look of fear in men. But as a consequence, most of what he says sounds like gibberish. So, that's why he has me! The head of Parker talent agency, Gerard Parker. I've been working for decades connecting fighters to appropriate federations and if I may say so, Bolshoi Booze might be the biggest fish I've caught - literally and figuratively!


Gerard pats Booze on the shoulder and he just nods.


Gerard Parker: But returning to your question, I'd like to point out that my client has never intended, nor he has looked forward to make things personal for anyone. Collin Carter could just as well have been Kyra herself and Booze would have done the same thing. The only thing personal to Bolshoi Booze is his reputation - he is the dominator and the crusher of hopes. Just watch the youtube videos of Bolshoi challenge where we travelled UK for different wrestling schoold to offer young guns a chance to earn some money and fame. Booze mercilesly crushed them. I'm serious - more than half of his victims were hospitalized after the challenge. And of course with every kid devoured, Booze's infamy rose. There are web-pages, twitter accounts and all kinds of internet stuff that is dedicated to Bolshoi Booze's extreme attitude and victories. And so, when an upstart like Collin Carter ignored all that and just defeated Booze, it could not be left unhandled. People have to know their place in the food chain. Carter might be a mighty predator but Booze is at the top of the food chain. Carter might be a snake but Booze is the hawk that eats that snake. Snake got a lucky bite at the hawk but hawk punished the snake for it. And that's the story. Nothing personal - just natural selection

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Re: Kingdom D Podcast With Gerard Parker & Bolshoi Booze

Post by Kyra on Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:35 pm

King Grixis brings both of his hands together and folds his left fist into his open right hand and leans his chin down on it before speaking as if in thought.

King Grixis: Well then Mr Parker. I'm sue you are aware at this point that yourself and Booze as you call him, need to impress Kyra if you want a future in Kingdom D. Now you mentioned Booze's past and usually I don't like to pry... But you got me curious now. What has Booze accomplished in the past? And how do you think it will affect his career in Kingdom D if you both stick around?
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Re: Kingdom D Podcast With Gerard Parker & Bolshoi Booze

Post by Nick Romero on Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:16 am

Gerard Parker: Oh, sir, you have no idea. From what I can piece together Booze started street-fighting at the age of 14. Back then he was nicknamed some local Polish name which roughly translates as "little fairy that strangles children in their dreams". Yeah, he's not proud of that name either. But he earned a good reputation by being badass. Few years later he joined an underground fighting league where age wasn't an issue. There he got his name Bolshoi Booze. Bolshoi in slavic languages means Big, if you didn't know. Last year in my talent scouting trips I came across him in on of his fights, and to say I was impressed, would be an understatement. Booze broke man's arm, then applied cross-armbreaker on the same arm, when the man passed out from pain, Booze still decided to deliver a terrifying Senton. And then he popped open a beer can. What a sight! I knew immediately that I have to get him in front of a wrestling promotion. We joined UCW Impact show, where Booze made his grand entrance, then that show went Poof and we moved to Velocity. All the while, we've taken no holidays but traveled around UK where Booze has performed wonders on live crowds. We have this so called "Bolshoi challenge" were opportunistic men can enter the ring with Booze in hopes for a quick buck and a contract with my agency. So far we have decimated about 50-60 challengers.

Bolshoi Booze
(in a strong accent): Sixti-tuh.

Gerard Parker: Is it that many already? Wow, you are a masterpiece. And to answer your previous question, King Grixis, about how are we planning to impress Kyra, I think she's already impressed. Just look at this specimen - anyone who lays their eyes on him, should be impressed. But if that isn't enough for dear miss Kyra, we have a plan for this friday so huge that Kyra would be the biggest fool in the world not to sign Booze and mine services. She would be just the Bolshoi-est of fools if she ignored what she's about to see come Convergence.

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Re: Kingdom D Podcast With Gerard Parker & Bolshoi Booze

Post by Kyra on Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:54 pm

King Grixis sits forward on the edge of his seat.

King Grixis: I'm going to be honest. When you first stepped out here onto the set tonight I thought you were some un-wanted guest and I was CLEARLY mistaken. Gerard Parker it has been an absolute pleasure to have you here tonight! And I want to thank both of you for coming out tonight to give all the fans some major insight and an impressive history lesson on Bolshoi Booze!

King Grixis stands up and shakes each mans hand before escorting them off the set. He then looks out to presumably the cameraman or somebody offset and shrugs a bit.

King Grixis: George what the -censored- man!? Where are you pointing that camera!?

The scene fades to black as King Grixis walks up to the camera consuming the entire scene as he continues to yell to someone off screen.
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Re: Kingdom D Podcast With Gerard Parker & Bolshoi Booze

Post by Kyra on Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:51 pm

Added to the show! Thank you for taking part in not just one but two podcasts Nick Romero! Very Happy
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