Uncle Wobert's in the House!

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Uncle Wobert's in the House!

Post by Zack Wolfe on Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:36 pm

The scene fades in from black as it begins to display a previously recorded video before the show's night from almost a day. The clock struck 11:00 AM with the sunlight shining through the bay windows on the far side of the wall to provide some illumination with which to see the details of a modern contemporary master bedroom. In the bed, covered by a normal white bed cover, is a man who's hugging a pillow and seems to be talking to it.

Man: Listen, Grace, we should be together forever. There ain't nobody stopping us from our love to each other. Your name sounds weird but it's something you should be proud of. Having a Wolfe by your side and having a weird name. But hey, you graced my entire life and made it brighter and weirder. We shouldn't break up. I repeat. We.. just.. shouldn't.

As the camera zooms in, we find that the guy who's apparently speaking to the pillow, is Zack Wolfe. As he opens his eyes, he hears a female voice calling his name from a distance. He turns, as he shouts.

Zack Wolfe: GRACE! HIDE YOUR GOATS AND T- oh.. weird morning, housekeeper!

The woman who turns out to be Zack's housekeeper looks completely confused as she shrugs off at the reaction and continues speaking.

Housekeeper: Umm.. good morning, sir.

Zack Wolfe: What time is it?

Housekeeper: Check your alarm, sir.

Zack sits up and swings his legs out from under the cover, as he looks at the alarm.

Zack Wolfe: It's still 11:08 AM, yo! Why did you wake me up?

Housekeeper: I didn't, but you wanted me to. I just knocked on the room's door a few times, found no answer, so I stepped in and called you and.. well.. what happened. Though I came here for something more important.

Zack Wolfe: You leaving?! I SWEAR I'M NOT THAT WEIRD TO MAKE ALL MY HOUSEKEEPERS LEAVE! Jeez!

Housekeeper: I'm not leaving or anything, sir. I'm quite happy with how you treat me already. I just came in to tell you that you have a visitor.

Zack scratches his head.

Zack Wolfe: Visitor at 11 AM? Who is him?

Housekeeper: He says his name is.. Wobert.. Fro-fro something.

Zack Wolfe: Wobert Frogrog Jr? HOLY!

Wolfe gets up on the bed, jumps up from there then runs at full speed as he pushes the housekeeper.

Zack Wolfe: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN!! UNCLE WOBERT'S IN THE HOUSE!!

Housekeeper: WHO THE [NERP]!

Zack climbs downstairs as he sees a man, who doesn't seem that old, as he runs at him.

Zack Wolfe: UNCLE WOBERT!!

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Wolfe boy!

Zack stops as he hugs Wobert for a few seconds, before stopping.

Zack Wolfe: Been awhile, Uncle Wobert! Come, man! Pretend that this is your house and enjoy yourself!

Wobert comes in the mansion as he sits on a couch while Zack shouts for the housekeeper to come.

Zack Wolfe: YO, JESS! COME IN AND DO FOR THE MAN HIMSELF SOME COFFEE!

Zack looks back at Wobert.

Zack Wolfe: With sugar or without? Or you'd want something else?

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Without, please.

The housekeeper comes into the scene as she goes to the kitchen to do the coffee.

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Nice housekeeper, Zack. Is she housekeeper number 100?

Zack Wolfe: No one can literally handle my weirdness, uncle. Anyway!

Zack goes to take a seat next to his 'uncle'.

Zack Wolfe: How are you, uncle? How was the visit to New Jersey?

Wobert Frogrog Jr: I'm good, like real good after meeting you. And the visit was quite wonderful! You have a friend there, right?

Zack Wolfe: Yep, really nice person.

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Good to hear. How were you though?

Zack Wolfe: I was fine. Recently joined a wrestling promotion and hopefully I'll be rocking it there!

Wobert Frogrog Jr: You be making it weird there without your uncle?

Zack Wolfe: Who said so? If you want, you can come with me one day! Maybe tomorrow, if we can get all the luggage and stuff in place here?

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Well, I'm fine with that.

The housekeeper comes with a coffee cup as she puts on a coffee table.

Housekeeper: Anything else, Mr Wolfe?

Zack Wolfe: Nah! Thank you! But just one thing.. can you get any of the guards to move this baggage upstairs in the guest room?

Housekeeper: Of course. Will do.

Zack Wolfe: .. Unless you'd like to move them yourself.

Wobert goggles at the housekeeper after Zack's comment. As Wolfe looks at him, he slowly shakes his head and gestures for the housekeeper to leave and call the guards.

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Is she going to do that?

Zack Wolfe: Housekeeper be like.. HULK SMASH! Later.

Wobert Frogrog Jr: So she's going to destroy the house?

Zack Wolfe: Umm.. depends. So.. anyway, after I arrived at that UCW aren-

Wobert Frogrog Jr: USB arena?

Zack Wolfe: What? Uncle, you deaf again?

Wobert looks away for a second, before turning back to Zack.

Wobert Frogrog: Was I even deaf first? Isn't a deaf person is someone who can't nerp anyway?

Zack Wolfe: .. Who said I was a doctor?

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Oh yeah, fair enough. Continue anyway.

Zack Wolfe: So I arrived at that arena and got myself a USB.. uh I mean.. ehm.. NERP IT, UNCLE!

Wobert Frogrog Jr: WHO SAID I WAS SOME NERPER IN SOME NIGHTCLUB?!

Zack Wolfe: .. Not that kind of nerp. I mean like, look at yourself! You're almost 150 theb (other random word) old!

Wobert Frogrog Jr: But still as nerpy as hell. Don't you think?

Zack Wolfe: Not so sure, uncle.

Wobert stands up.

Wobert Frogrog Jr: Anyway, I'm tired. We can continue talking 'bout that USB of yours later, but for now, I need to sleep. Weird night.

Zack Wolfe: Weird night! Sleep tight! Don't let the weird bed bugs bite!

A few moments later after Wobert climbed upstairs, and Zack looks at the coffee cup, picks it up and takes a sip from it.

Zack Wolfe: What about your coffee, uncle?

A few nerps of the coffee later..

Zack Wolfe: HOUSEKEEPER! THE BAGGAGE! Oh F...

.. ade to black? Maybe!
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Re: Uncle Wobert's in the House!

Post by Kyra on Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:12 am

lmao added this to the show! Very Happy
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